by Xthat..one..gacha..kidx January 23, 2022

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Mother: I love you.
Son: I love you more!
Mother: I love you most! Haha!
Son: I love you most and best and all of the rest.
Son: I love you more!
Mother: I love you most! Haha!
Son: I love you most and best and all of the rest.
by figiwater September 26, 2022

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

Me :)
YOU: "Who could possibly be The Best Candidate for this position (or similar positions available) that I need to fill!"
My resume slides into your inbox :)
My resume slides into your inbox :)
by Wally_Sloane August 21, 2024

October 30th
Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them
Or just tell them how much they mean to you.
Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them
Or just tell them how much they mean to you.
friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?
friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!
friend 2: what’s that?
friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!
by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022
