April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

April 6th

Suck your boyfriend's dick day!

Let your gf suck your dick on this day!

BF: Wanna suck my dick?

GF: Sure! I mean, its April 6th after all

by randomdude101210 March 27, 2024

April 1st

National bulliy feilds day

The defined definition of April 1st
Me "feilds you are gay"
Feilds "NO IM NOT"

by Apple_bottom_jeans December 6, 2021

April 13th

national fuck a friend day!

for example, on april 13th, you would fuck one of your friends and it wouldn’t mean anything!

by milfmommy360 April 12, 2022

April 11

National Moshico day

Wake up it’s April 11!!!
Yeah it’s National Moshico day!!!

by betr__ February 20, 2025

23th of april

National int david day

its the 23th of april:
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
David: :(

by urfatlol April 23, 2021