retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.

My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.

by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018

Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.

Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.

by ermaghernet October 23, 2012

Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

bathtub dog

It's a fatass dog that looks like a fucking bathtub don't feed your dog butter it is gonna turn into a bathtub dog

Hey look at that fatass bathtub dog

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017

Jim dog

Another word for a penis.

This morning I zipped my jim dog in my pants.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Dog rat

Dog rat is a term used by Aussie stoners as an insult or as a word of anger/wear word.

“Wow maggie stole my lighter what a dog rat”
*charlotte gets food on her new jeans* “DOG RAT!”

by TheBowl_ June 25, 2019

Dog Crip

The Greatest music group of all time, FUCK JALYN HEATER, MJN, PLEXINE AND THE BANDLAB DISCORD SERVER

Have you heard the new jackboy song? It's on the dog crip yt channel!!

by Jaxxer Nation January 30, 2022