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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
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working the train

(Verb) 1. Any action done by a person named Zach. 2. Destroying to an extreme extent.
by Zach_Train123 December 3, 2013
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Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 13, 2024
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The Forbidden Train

When a group of people get together and "stick" together and make a circle so everyone is stuck inside each other
Damian: My ass hurts from doing the forbidden train
Alex: wtf
by Big Mosey March 5, 2021
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Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.
Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.
by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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Train

John: hey Joe what are you doing later?
Joe: I'm training later.
by big titie bitch April 29, 2021
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