House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

Potato

You are a potato

I’m a potato

by Potato_pal_03 October 10, 2020

Sweet potato pic

A sweet potato pic is a photo of a man usually in pants tight enough to where you can see his buldge.

"here's that sweet potato pic of Ben"
"OUEAGH why would you make me see that again?!"

by Pailpusher July 13, 2021

my little potato

the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss

he's my little potato

by yaaassssssss queen October 18, 2022

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

potato teeth

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth

What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.

by 0516 April 29, 2020