by Aperzon November 12, 2019
Get the Dalton Longmug. by Long pull June 11, 2021
Get the Long pullmug. by ocfghbvcxdsertgv November 22, 2019
Get the long jhon pee peemug. doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
Get the long island 2×4mug. by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023
Get the Long Island railroadmug. 