jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.
jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!
by JGooaup October 29, 2018
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Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.
Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.
by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021
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jacob costa

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.
jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her
evan- “bruh she moves across the country”
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”
by king69420 July 01, 2020
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Jacob lowery

The most selfless person on earth, he loves and respects his friends and those who aren’t his friends wish they were.
by North Dakotah Facts May 18, 2021
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Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob
Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink
by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021
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Jacob A. K

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
by TheLegend1618 June 05, 2019
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Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
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