Boner Vibe

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.

Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.

by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011

boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

by Real nigga boss June 1, 2014

boner clutch

When you pop the clutch and bone-er! most of the time you pop er into first, second, third, forth, and fifth and then hit top speed and blow your engine or possibly skip a gear and grind your transmission... when done you put the boner clutch into neutral and coast it out.

Man I was with a girl last night.. I popped the clutch and boned her!! My boner clutch never fails me..

by ICE BOY May 4, 2008

Boner Jams

When you and all your friends have boners and sit around dressed up like Bob Marley smoking weed and jamming out.

Also can be used as a greeting.

"Dude lets go listen to some boner jams today"
"Bro whats up?" Looks into eyes of friend...."Boner Jam"

by Boner Master 927 November 9, 2009

Boner Sauce

The outcome of a boner (problem).

When the fire alarm was pulled today, the school got in some deep boner sauce.

by What a Boner March 17, 2011

half boner

also known as "the chubs", a half boner is semi erection (technically hemi erection) of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

by Mikey Mike and da Funky Bunch February 14, 2009

love boner

a desire to love someone in a non sexual way

Damn, i've got a love boner for Bryelle. That's someone i would watch a movie and cuddle with

by mantis_shrimp September 5, 2019