by GingerJeesh January 26, 2025

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
by MoniNac July 9, 2024

He is a straight up Nigga. All the bitches want to be all over his dick. He also has the John wick fortnite skin. He shags his dogs, cuz why not? Right?
Guy- hey did you see that Lewis Taylor?
Friend- ye he’s proper cool, he’s a rugely kid so he shags his dogs! Everyone loves him!
Friend- ye he’s proper cool, he’s a rugely kid so he shags his dogs! Everyone loves him!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

by Copiouscockkid June 30, 2021

Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.
Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

is ho that likes to fuck every lighskin nigga she lays eyes on; wears way to makeup and looks like chalk
by mal brownymjkd November 29, 2016
