kevin

Kevin is the male equivalent of a Karen

"That guy on the beach was a real Kevin"

by c0pp3r April 24, 2022

Kevin

A very nice guy. One of the most handsome boys in the world. He has someone special in his life. So it's impossible to be partner. W e can easily be friends with him. Easily trust everyone. The most valuable person in his life is Alfa K Biju KURUTTUPARAMBIL. She's someone who he can't live without.

Someone: Hey, that Kevin and Alfa are unseparable.

by kevinalfaforever October 22, 2022

Kevin

In gaming: a guy that is or appears to be new to the game. Your friend or homie.

You don't know Kevin's true power

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by Banana Corn December 4, 2023

Kevin

He's a bitch and a straight mark and had no aura.

Kevin is a mark as bitch he's auraless

by idcfmkrmtl5 March 17, 2025

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Kevin

The most badass guy in your whole school. He is literally a god, he has a godly body. Although he sounds like an Asshole, he is the nicest guy every. He is a top. He will give you roses and chocolates and he will learn Shakespeare rhymes for you. He loves knowledge (If you teach him.). He hides his love in fear his reputation.

Class nerd (you): Omg, look at Kevin. He’s so ducking hot. He will never love me.

by Monna Appison November 4, 2023

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011