jor mother

Your mother

jor mother

by Mehcer October 4, 2010

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw

Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)

by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021

Mother of dragons

a idiot and is a witch to be burned at the stake

Thy is the mother of dragons.

by starry.vr June 9, 2024

Your Brother A Mother

The worst of the worst of insults. The only thing that stumps this is Your grandpap a trap. Its some heavy shit though.

Me: Your mom gay
Friend: No U
Me: Your brother a mother
Everyone implodes

by Double.xd May 14, 2018

Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011