Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017
Get the hawley texasmug. One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024
Get the Texas Birthdaymug. "Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
by Asian Kid pwns Friend March 28, 2012
Get the Texas Hot Saucemug. by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021
Get the Texas Blizzardmug. When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021
Get the Texas cannonmug. Not Huston Texas the city dumbass the Mexican sexy one. He’s hot I would let him tap if u come across Jonathan and Huston you getting butfucked by both of them.
by Skibidi toilet speaker man December 8, 2023
Get the Huston texasmug. a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.
Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025
Get the Texas Cheese Whistlemug.