texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button
Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone
by Jchiggins 12 March 06, 2024
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hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
by Okkkkkkk666 September 10, 2017
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
by Mediocre Ogre April 22, 2011
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Texas

A word meaning things like "hot", "sexy" or good looking.
Also to show that you have a crush on someone.
I think you're kinda Texas.
I think Jupiter is texas.
You're Texas.
by Jupite December 31, 2021
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Texas

A state with bipolar ass weather
holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar
by Kam2023 March 25, 2021
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Texas

Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, also locally /ˈtɛksɪz/; Spanish: Texas, Texas ) is a state in the South Central region of the United States. At 268,596 square miles (695,662 km2), and with more than 29.1 million residents in 2020, it is the second-largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after California). Texas shares borders with the states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and southwest; and has a coastline with the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast.
Hey bro!
Hiiiii!
How is it in Texas?
Kinda good!
Niceeeee.
by Α January 25, 2022
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