Walking Taco

A bag of doritos with everything that taco would have. But with nasty taco meat. Later one after eating one you will blow ass extremely bad. Can cause intense burning of the anus

Jim Hey did you see the shot the the cyclones player missed. Tonya no i didnt i was eating and walking taco and blew ass everywhere.

Walking Taco by ISU Taco February 9, 2010

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Sideways Taco

A term for a vagina with large, flapping labia majora.

Mios Dios! That sideways taco is enough to feed all the king's horses and all the king's men!

Sideways Taco by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004

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Related Words

Taco Bell • taco • Tacoma • Taco Tuesday • taco-meat • taco cat • taco salad • taco fiesta • taco hell • Taco Man

I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.

BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!

I put some sour cream in her taco by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009

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Sandy Taco

To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.

She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco

Sandy Taco by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010