Emily Syndrome

Paris Syndrome is when people - typically Japanese - go to Paris for the first time, only to discover it’s total trash.

EMILY SYNDROME is when people - typically young American women - move to Paris, only to discover the TV show by Netflix is complete and utter fantasy... Parisians are not that nice, they don't speak English to you, even if they're fluent, and you can't actually be that successful in your work!
(Having sex with a total stranger and being best friends with their partner at the same time is still plausible...)
Sarah spent 6 months working like a slave in Paris suffered a mental breaking and ended up coming home because she ended up with major Emily Syndrome
by UrbanGorillaBoy January 6, 2023
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simplicity syndrome

A disease plaguing many teachers and professors, especially ones in math-related courses.

This disease results in the teacher/prof. providing very simple, understandable examples in class, only to provide homework that is impossibly difficult in comparison.
My professor better get over his simplicity syndrome or else I'm never going to understand this material.
I would have passed that class had my professor not had simplicity syndrome.
by brockatron March 7, 2014
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Birthday syndrome

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.
Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.
by QueenOfRain May 19, 2018
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slay syndrome

when ur bff is addictive to the word 'slay' and says it literally 24/7

*shout out to you susu :D*
jennifer: omg you know raechel? she has slay syndrome *eye roll*
fruity bob: naurr SLAYYY *gasps*
jennifer: ugh its gotten to you too now

'my grandma died'
'omg slayyy'

'i did so bad on my bio test *starts crying*'
'its okay SLAY'

'so she said she doesn't want to be with me anymore because im not harry styles'
'she's in her yassification era, and so are you, SLAYYY'
by harryficationslay April 27, 2022
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Monke Syndrome

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time
Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
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Duker syndrome

A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.

Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.

Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.
Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.
by Pussyinniolator3000 April 13, 2022
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beatcock syndrome

you beat your cock until it bleeds
my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?
by beatcock syndrome April 12, 2022
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