Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Pizza Nightlight

A lesbian sexual position involving two ex-softball players and a baseball bat—preferably wooden and not used since regionals. One partner lies back with legs in a wide V (think pizza slice), while the other delivers a deep-dish experience using the bat (with appropriate protection and consent). The name comes from the warm glow that fills the room after, when both women cuddle under a pizza blanket watching A League of Their Own.

Erica hadn’t played second base since high school, but when Jess said she missed “the old team spirit,” one Pizza Nightlight later and Erica was rounding home in record time.

by Definitely Not Rick April 2, 2025

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

Cheese pizza

Short for when a man slices his penis into two and makes a meal

Who wants a cheese pizza?

by Therealscientist November 12, 2023

upside down pizza

When the female suck the males dick and then kisses the male, transferring the cum to the mans mouth, witch is proceeded with the man spitting the cum in the woman's vagina (giving her a rim job).

I did the upside down pizza with you teacher.

by Me.merpy March 8, 2016

piece of pizza rosa

This may be a term that some people in a certain area call a vagina that is experiencing her monthly messenger - her period. It may resemble the form of a slice of NYC style pizza with a red - rosa - tint.

Antony: Hey! I hear you may have some rough times tonight! Hearts out, man!"
Johnny: "Yo! What are you on about?"
Antony: "I heard from Mary that your girl is serving up a piece of pizza rosa this weekend. Sorry, bro."
Johnny: "Wow! You are a tool that has no purpose. We've kissed. We're takin' it slow....BRO!"

by von groovy August 5, 2024

Ayo The Pizza's Here

A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)

*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!

by iwascrazyonce July 21, 2024