pussy pumper

One of T.I.'s many nicknames. NOT pussy popper. <---noobs

Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?
T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.

pussy pumper by standupguy September 18, 2008

pussy-splitter 

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck

My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.

pussy-splitter by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

pussy muncher 

a bowcat, i.e. someone who eagerly licks the female genitalia (on a regular basis)

james bond=pussy muncher.
james bond and pussy galore=a lot of pussy munching

pussy muncher by supremo nouvelle July 22, 2006

pussy mound 

Similar to a pitcher's mound, a grassy knoll of sorts below the bellybutton and above the poon. Also known as the vulva if you want to get technical about it.

Woah! Did you see that poon?

Why yes I did see it. But what was the most noticeable was her pussy mound, that shit was dope.

pussy mound by pseudo-poon March 14, 2009

pussy fart cocktail 

a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...

Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss

pussy fart cocktail by Jamal Schwartz October 21, 2010

Pussy Shit Bitch  

A random faggot you see when you are walking and feel like fucking up physically or mentally...preferably verbally.

A pussy that has no balls and must be ragged on if seen, failure to do so will result in immediate disrespect and gayness of the spectator.

FRANKLIN: Do you know who Woody is?
RALPHI: Yes, I do! He's that pussy shit bitch that I was recently acquainted with. Dito, Uribe, and Bobby were with me when I encountered him.
FRANKLIN: Oh! Really. Do you hold him in high esteem?
RALPHI: Actually, quite the contrary, he is a pussy shit bitch. I saw him and noticed that he was jamming a vibrator up his ass and decided to stick him in the face and he lay prostrate on the floor begging for forgiveness. At that moment, being so fragile and debilitated, Dito held him down on the floor while Bobby and Uribe beat the shit out of him and shoved the vibrator back in his ass.
FRANKLIN: He must really be a pussy shit bitch then.

Pussy Shit Bitch by Ralphi June 22, 2007

pussy toke 

The act of insert a smoking device into ones vagina, in efforts to put some smoke into the uterus. Witch one can either force out or have sucked out.

Holy shits!!!Did you she that pussy toke Mary Jane just did?!?!?

pussy toke by Big Bad Jon3 January 2, 2009