pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge May 11, 2018

Crunk Muffin

A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.

Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!

by 4P3X May 9, 2022

Muffin

muffin is officially a curse word.

Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to

"Shut the f*ck up"

by KylitoHere August 29, 2021

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

Muffin

A fat ass hoe that has a stick up her ass and lets any little dick into her vagina.

"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."

by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019

Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010