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Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.
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Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob’s are some of the greatest people you will ever meet

Such a caring friend and loves fiercely. If you get a Jacob, do NOT break his heart. He will be close with friends, if one of those friends is a girl don’t be jealous. He loves her as a sister and no where close to how much he loves you. He will be asking his friend for advice because he wants to be the best he can be for you. Break his heart and at least one of his friends will be coming for you because they know how happy you made him and now how much you hurt him.

Jacob’s typically have dark hair and dark eyes. If they have glasses they are awesome. If they don’t, be careful, they could be awesome or terrifying. Jacob’s are usually good-looking and either short or tall, never average height. Girls often get jealous of each other’s time with Jacob often blinding their common sense.

Jacob’s are amazing 10/10 would recommend.
Liany: Oh there’s Jacob
Annie: Oh my gosh he’s so cute
Liany: I know, I’m so lucky aren’t I
Annie: Yeah you are
Emma: If you lived with him you’d think differently

Annie: You live with him!
Liany: There’s no way, my boyfriend is way to loyal to live with another girl
Emma: Chill I’m his sister
by TommyBladeSootZa June 9, 2023
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Jacob

An athletic guy who’s talented in many things. He’s modest and tells you how things are. But at times he can get prideful and overprotective but in the end he does it because he feels like he need to prove himself. In the end he’s a good guy who will care for you whenever and however.
Yo, what’s up Jacob!
by Skrillzx April 21, 2021
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Jacob Elliston

Has a big dick and gets a lot of girls. A very cool guy you just can’t hate a Jacob
by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022
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jacob

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!
by 0xjan June 22, 2022
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Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
by joeep333 August 11, 2023
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