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Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again
by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"
by nigori January 31, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob Farmer is a tall person who his funny and stupid but his not at all talented and doesn't take anything seriously. He might play a lot of video games and get F’s in all his classes but he has a good personality and loves his friends
Jacob playing video games

Teacher giving a 0 to Jacob on his test
by SBK-Caotain January 27, 2021
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jacob

jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.
girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!
by l <3333 June 13, 2022
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jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.
by Best Side Name October 16, 2019
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Jacob stan

A term usually used to insult people you don't like. Jacob stan referring to #TeamJacob in the Twilight fandom.
by Claymyerzz October 1, 2021
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