The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
by Phil Bailey April 15, 2005
Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!
by Debnhim November 08, 2018
by Thatonecrazyb May 22, 2021
Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.
You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.
by Clees501 April 26, 2018
Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
Hot Chick "Your disgusting!"
Old Fart "But Im part of Hair Club For Men"
Hot Chick "ooooh. Wanna come back to my place!?"
Old Fart "But Im part of Hair Club For Men"
Hot Chick "ooooh. Wanna come back to my place!?"
by Kleetis III May 29, 2009
someone who will go with you anywhere as long as they don't have to pay. a very cheap person who will rob your pockets dry. some people refer to them as jews.
What a long haired strang..
by trixie hollow August 01, 2010