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Faggot

A word used to describe a man presenting as straight who constantly tries to reinforce their masculinity or emphasize their heterosexuality.

Most of their money is spent on gender-affirming products pandering to like-minded individuals including: massive lifted trucks used exclusively for commuting, "tactical" alternative to everyday items, and anything that uses either "Alpha" or "for real men" in its marketing.

Because every action they undertake is one-man competitive dick-showing competition, they will often react to others simply existing around them with great hostility or spite, resulting in their self-alienation, which they then blame on a male loneliness epidemic. Examples of hostile behavior include racing in traffic, general racism, and rolling coal on on other drivers. Examples of their spite include refusing to be neighborly and becoming escalatingly more inconsiderate, bringing their own meat to began restaurants, commenting "MAGA" or "Trump 2024" on posts with black or queer people on social media, and joining the Proud Boys because of increased black and queer presence in media. Behavior identical or alike to this is referred to as "faggotry."

The standard faggot intersects with other subcultures including the douchebags, fuckboys, crypto enthusiasts, and Christian nationalists or conservatives. Where faggotry is present, the term "faggot" is the most appropriate term with which to refer to these people. They are deeply insecure, and incredibly fragile.
Example #1
Guy 1: Have you talked to John lately?
Guy 2: No; the last time I talked to him, he was laughing about how he killed his ex-girlfriend's cat because she broke up with him.

Guy 1: Didn't HE cheat on HER?
Guy 2: Yup.

Guy 1: Damn, John's a massive faggot.

Example #2
Wife: James, can you please wash your balls? They smell like shit.

James: FUCK YOU CUNT. Because you're such a bitch, I'm going to go fuck a skunk before you blow me next time.

Wife: Damn, I'm married to a fucking faggot.

Example #3
Neighbor: Hey Chris, it's 3AM. Can you stop revving your RAM 2500, blasting Five Finger Death Punch, and firing off your desert eagle? I'm your doctor, I need some sleep, and you have an appointment at my office in 4 hours.
Chris: FUCK YOU. IT'S MY RIGHTS TO DO THIS. THIS IS AMERICA. FUCKING LIBTARD. I'M GOING TO DO DONUTS ON YOUR LAWN AND FUCK UP ALL YOUR LANDSCAPING. FUCK YOU.

Neighbor: God I hate being neighbors with this stupid faggot.
by xxdeepfried69xx March 9, 2024
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Faggot Smell

When someone's breath smells like literal shit, as if they just finished sucking someone's dick and then ate their dirty asshole without washing afterwards.
Dude, whose cock did you just suck because that faggot smell it totally out of control!
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Faggot

A slur used against gay people that only gay people can say. It is extremely hurtful and if straight homophobic people use it, ask if they are gay to annoy them.
Homophobe: Hey you’re a Faggot
You: I didn’t know you were gay
by Aimsss69 November 27, 2021
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Faggot

by Lolilauren February 18, 2022
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Disney Faggot Week

The biggest concentration of HIV cases on the East Coast.
San Francisco corners the West Coast HIV market. Every year the Disney Faggot Week becomes the East Coast top HIV spot. The most popular ride is the Rock Hudson HIV Space Mountain ride. It goes backwards.
by queensburykid August 14, 2023
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faggot

males who suck off other males

people with the name: cris
by okpq2wropijwdjia May 28, 2022
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