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Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
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Egg farm

Where yolks are made
It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home
by Rubber duck 10 4 June 18, 2022
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Hacking Loser n00b egg kid

This would also be referred to as an EncryptEgg95451 this creature that could only be found on xbox1 careful when talking to it in a party it tends to break legs and play bongos it also likes Natalie
That egg is a hacking loser n00b egg kid
by UnikitMoon December 23, 2018
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Eegy Beegy Eggs and Fleegy

Eegy Beegy Eggs and Fleegy! Have you seen the Beegy Beegy!
by LobterClobter March 10, 2024
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