dark chocolate humor

making a joke that only appeals to a certain group of people who are academically inclined. those usually with academic scholarships. originated from the idea that people who enjoy the taste of dark chocolate are losers/nerds.

‘they have dark chocolate humor”

by big_chunky_kitkat67 November 26, 2025

dark swim

mood swimming with the lights off.

they were feeling moody, so they went for a dark swim.

by moody_boy January 2, 2026

dark swim

mood swimming with the lights off.

they were feeling moody, so they went for a dark swim.

by moody_boy January 2, 2026

bang danks

To have sex

"so you want to bang danks errr?"

by bangdankable August 7, 2009

The Dark Treasure

when a cambodian is done mating with his/her african mate, they refer them as "the dark treasure".

Cambodian: "Oh yes my Dark Treasure".
The african mate is now referred to as "The Dark Treasure".

by SammyDaAsian November 30, 2010

The Dark Avenger

The alias of the crime-fighting vigilante, The Shadow.

Powers/Abilities: The Dark Avenger possesses incredible physical abilities. He possesses astonishing reflexes and is an incredible marksman with a gun. He also has incredible muscular control and can slip his body through the bars of a prison cell like a contortionist or can actually distort and alter his very facial features at will by manipulating his facial muscles. He can also survive for hours without air and was also ambidexterous (capable of using both hands). He is regarded as highly experienced in various disciplines of hand to hand combat as well.
His greatest power is his ability to “cloud men’s minds”. He can hypnotize people instantly so that he can move as an invisible shadow. He can also hypnotize people so they forget things or to command them to perform certain acts (he once forced a criminal to write a detailed account of his past crimes). The Shadow wears a fire opal ring known as a girasol on his hand which he uses to focus his hypnotic abilities. He is an expert in many different languages and is also a master ventriloquist (he can project or “throw” his voice).
He is also a master of disguise and has been known to impersonate others, even fooling their friends and family members. The Shadow is apparently an expert aircraft pilot and skilled in infiltration and information gathering techniques due to his experience as an intelligence agent.
He wields a pair of .45 pistols and also employs a fleet of automobiles and aircraft in his various operations.

by The Centurion May 13, 2013

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015