i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"
by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009
Get the fudgie bum wankmug. Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.
by Real over fake April 13, 2017
Get the fake ass bummug. going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE
HIGH FIVE
gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010
Get the randy bum-gardenermug. A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
Get the Professional Ass Bummug. Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022
Get the Finger bum billmug. 1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010
Get the The Bum Bead Monkeymug. by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019
Get the Poo bum eggmug.