The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Brain Drapluk

a complete idiot, known for being the biggest retard in every room he walks into, first kiss was with a guy, gets no pussy even though he could if he tried, has perky nipples.

"Hey, look at that retard"
"That's a Brain Drapluk"

by haywoodjablowme69 April 20, 2010

reverse brains

when one tucks their scrotum between their thighs, thus to appear as a male has a a vagina from the front, but a disturbing genital disease from the rear

did you see silence of the lambs last night? that was so gross when buffalo bill pulled of the reverse brains...

i got my roomate with the reverse brains when he walked in last night, he was so schocked

by gastly gonads March 3, 2010

brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold

I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater

by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010

brained out

The effects of feeling brain-o-ed, mnagled headed, heid fried. May cause you to collapse.

"Got proper brained out earlier on, need some drugs"

by fronter23 December 9, 2009

chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!

Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.

by natural born kaners December 25, 2009

agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.

If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D

by cjezioro September 25, 2010