The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
Get the Asshole hairmug. 
by notdima June 18, 2022
Get the assholemug. When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.
“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “
by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019
Get the Pablo Pic-Assholemug. by Penispussyfuck February 28, 2017
Get the Assholemug. An individual with little or no moral compass that’s takes advantage of anyone and everyone. Someone obnoxious with no filter who puts you down for no reason .
I helped Michael move today for 8 hours and all he did was complain about everyone he knows and never even thanked me . What a sick asshole
by Tommy karate November 18, 2021
Get the Sick assholemug.