moranic asshole

One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.

You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.

by JSKirsch June 26, 2017

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Asshole

Someone who bumps/demos in Rocket League

"Noah you're an asshole

by Manuteeh June 10, 2021

Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄

by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole

Someone is is a complete dick.

Anthony Baker is an asshole

by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017

Asshole

being really mean

your such a asshole

by anonymous June 13, 2022