April 7

the day the biggest idiot ever was born. nobody likes guys who are born on this day.

"It's April 7"
"It's HIS birthday"

by lrosews March 19, 2023

April 29

A BAD BITCH BIRTHDAY🎊🍾

me: HEY, TODAYS APRIL 29 YK WHAT THAT MEANS

them: NO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
me: ITS A BAD BITCH BIRTHDAYYY🍾🍾🍾

by mwuahhhnofucknbars.22 April 28, 2024

April 12th

National Elbow Touching day

we can only touch elbows on april 12th, but we can’t tell anyone

by Pretty.odd.stan November 3, 2019

April 10

A day in which a hot guy snaps and sends a pic of what he’s packing in his briefs to a girl to pull.

It’s April 10, and he sent me a pic of his package while wearing briefs. Yay for April 10.

by Clever Trojan 05 April 10, 2024

April 22

National boob day

April 22 is the best day

by John pork lover April 22, 2023

April 15th

April 15th

Sung to the tune of "Close to You"

by The Carpenters.

"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!

So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.

That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!

Not only is April 15th Tax Day, but it's also the day the Titanic sank... 😢 Now on a good note, April 15th is also the day that I was born!!! 💕

by iLizard June 18, 2020

april 16th

national give your they she partner head day

did you know that every april 16th is national give your they she partner head day? i’m heading home rn to eat that raw!

by 7378 April 16, 2021