April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

April 19

Push your friend in their crush day

April 19 *pushes into crush 💕 *

by H.I.M. is RICE April 18, 2023

April 1st

National bulliy feilds day

The defined definition of April 1st
Me "feilds you are gay"
Feilds "NO IM NOT"

by Apple_bottom_jeans December 6, 2021

April 11

National Moshico day

Wake up it’s April 11!!!
Yeah it’s National Moshico day!!!

by betr__ February 20, 2025

April 10th

April 10th is the day where you send nudes to anyone and everyone you wish. If someone asks, you send! (with your consent of course!!)

"Hey it's april 10th here are some nudes"

by Emanes April 8, 2021

April 25th

National attack your worst enemy day!

April 25th you need to come up to your arch nemesis and straight up hit them!

"hello emily.."

"excuse me?"
*attack*

by Isla2012 September 3, 2022

April 13th

national fuck a friend day!

for example, on april 13th, you would fuck one of your friends and it wouldn’t mean anything!

by milfmommy360 April 12, 2022