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anti-help

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".
Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.
by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023
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Anti-Masturbation Cross

An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
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anti-sway bar

A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.
Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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Anti-Nut

Anti-Nut
verb noun

1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.

2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
1 (As a verb). Dies in Minecraft in lava. "Aghhh, I'm going to Anti-Nut!"

2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
by G amer October 2, 2021
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Anti Masturbationists

A person who is against masturbation and who campaigns against it.
the main arguments put forward these anti masturbationists, are that its a selfish act.
by printcock May 27, 2018
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Anti-Furries

A group of 9 year olds that insult you for being in the furry fandom. Similar Words:couch potato, incel, braindead, and cringe.
I hate Anti-Furries because they are 9 and cant read a single sentence
by me, an intellectual☠️ October 3, 2023
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anti-modelphenom

n. or p.
a username used in a forum to hide the extreme insecurity within most likely caused by abuse as a child.
username such as this displays brute force of sarcasm. making the user laughable for showing utter retardation (see tard).
user of this name prides ITSELF of making people cry without knowing that the tears are of utter hilarity of the stupidity of said user. user of this name is MOST likely a cutter freak.
oohh. i am all that, lemme make a forum celebrating the cum dumpster that i am! what would i call myself? aha.. anti-modelphenom! teehee..
by V FOR VENDETTA November 1, 2007
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