brayden michael blackmon

the best fucking think that will ever happen to you. super caring guy. who always tries his hardest to make you feel like your on top of the world. although he is very lonely he makes others feel important. and will be friends with anyone. all he ever wants is a girl to treat him right, wont lie or cheat. but goes for the wrong girls.. treats girls with the most respect but not afriad to have fun.. makes big mistakes very often, but learns from them. and regrets many things.
he is a brayden michael blackmon
by billy bob dumbass September 26, 2010
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Michael Steele Minute

A Michael Steele Minute is destined to replace the New York Minute as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Minute!

Man 2: You and me both!
by Politic Ric November 09, 2010
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Brett Michael Sanchez

Brett Sanchez, A.K.A. "Manchez", "Dirty Manchez", "Dirrrrty Sanchez", "Little Bitch", "Corn Hole Eater"

n. - Punk ass bitch. Enjoys giving poop mustaches. Also enjoys receiving poop mustaches. Takes excessive showers and is overly-obsessed with the game console "xbox-360" and is notorious for ditching his friends to play said game console. Also takes excessive amounts of time to operate motorized vehicles. Essentially drives like an senior asian woman or bitch.
Brett Michael Sanchez likes men.

"Brett, you drive like such a bitch."
"Brett you don't need to take your fucking fifth shower today."
"Brett, suck my cock."
"Brett, you fucking 'nigga-lipped that bitch.'"

by Alex Joseph Lee December 29, 2007
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Michael Jackson

The man who lost his n-word pass and grabbed his pp while saying HEEHEE
A: Do you know the man who lost his n-word pass?
B: Do you mean Michael Jackson?
A: Yeah.
B: HEEHEE!*GRABS HIS PP*
by KermitTheHEEHEE October 18, 2019
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Michael J Fox

It started off slow, but Nancy hit him with the Michael J Fox and he came instantaneously.
by DamDanny April 11, 2021
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Michael J. Wahowski

n. A person who is caring, sweet and completely lovable. Funny, smart and totally sexxxy. The polar opposite of meh.
Michael J. Wahowski is one foxy nerdboy.
by Robi Drama August 29, 2010
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Michael Carmen Pitt

Superfly sexy actor/musician. Peircing blueish greenish eyes and big kissable puffy lips. Most recently in movies such as Silk, Delirious, Jailbait, The Heart is Decietful Above All Things, Last Days, The Hawk is Dying, and Rhinoceros Eyes. He first appeared on TV in Dawson's Creek in 1998. Currently (2006) guitarist and singer in a Brooklyn, Ny based grunge type band called Pagoda. Not related to Brad.
Michael Carmen Pitt is an actor/musician.
by cheezestix October 31, 2006
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