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Sidekick Syndrome

The phenomenon by which you were never hot enough in high school to be anything more than your cool slacker best friend's wingman - until you enrolled at a top college full of other virginal nerds. Now all of a sudden you're a stud by default, or maybe you just have an average amount of pull, but it's completely new and now you have no idea how to act.
Person 1: If Fred from Freshman 15 has been dating Suzy from Sig O for two months, how come he's still so weird about kissing her in public?
Person 2: He has a classic case of sidekick syndrome. Go 'Cats.
by ila_arou October 16, 2020
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Birthday syndrome

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.
Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.
by QueenOfRain May 19, 2018
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scotty syndrome

I have been experiencing Scotty Syndrome alot recently
by Dr.SixtyNine July 16, 2016
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slay syndrome

when ur bff is addictive to the word 'slay' and says it literally 24/7

*shout out to you susu :D*
jennifer: omg you know raechel? she has slay syndrome *eye roll*
fruity bob: naurr SLAYYY *gasps*
jennifer: ugh its gotten to you too now

'my grandma died'
'omg slayyy'

'i did so bad on my bio test *starts crying*'
'its okay SLAY'

'so she said she doesn't want to be with me anymore because im not harry styles'
'she's in her yassification era, and so are you, SLAYYY'
by harryficationslay April 27, 2022
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Duker syndrome

A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.

Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.

Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.
Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.
by Pussyinniolator3000 April 13, 2022
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Monke Syndrome

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time
Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
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Recording Syndrome

When someone has been deprived of a phone for a period of time to the point where they excessively record/use it whenever possible.
Recording Syndrome Definition

Max: *records a video of air*
Person: “ I think you have recording syndrome “
by Keywiss February 21, 2023
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