Max

If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.

"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."

by Dj_Maximum_Volume May 10, 2022

Max

Someone who likes to argue, always has and opinion and is a no-it-all, and can be a bitch when u like something he's doesn't

Person 1: Hey max do you like DBZ?
Max: No, if you like it your gay

by Kid_Kapri September 12, 2020

max

oolie balls arch enemy loves poo and scat also pongs

oh man i went to see max brooks yesterday all he talked about was how much he hates ollie ball and loves scagt poo

by maxscatpoobrooks March 29, 2021

Max

HUGE PENIS

Girl: Can i see your penis
Boy: OK
Girl: Thats a MAX

by I have a MAX December 12, 2018

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

Max

A guy that is a huge simp for Kylie and is Kylie’s baeeeeee

Person1: have you heard about Kylie and max
Person2: dude #couplegoals

by Cinnamonaddict August 14, 2021

Max

Max is a fuckin mint guy he gets all the birds he could ever want and no one can stop him from shaggin the lot of them as long as there of age of course he has big bulging muscles and a cock with the length and girth as a banana boat

Ooo shag me now max u little stud

by NUTTEZ December 30, 2019