European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

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Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

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A lesbian sex act where 3* or more females form a type of chain, also known as a "train", so the middle participants are "eating out" while at the same time getting "eaten out".

(Note that the "caboose" only eats out, while the "locomotive" only gets eaten out. For some trains, the "coupling" may be easiest when the position of each particpant alternates between crawling on all fours and laying on one's back.)

* It should also be noted that the "caboose" does not strictly need to be female.

After a boozy night of drinking together, Tiffany, Chastity, Divinity, Taylor, and Madison decided to eat out in a Restaurant Train. All aboard!

by cyberpimp2 November 9, 2022

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cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 June 3, 2018

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