Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018

wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021

Ninjas

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by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021

ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.

Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!

by FATALATOR November 21, 2011

Ninja Creami

When you take a shit in the garbage disposal and turn it on.

I totally ninja creami’d that guys sink last night BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by Owowen September 21, 2025

Ninja

A blue haired weeaboowho isn’t asian and scream and yells at those who beats him or if the opponent says something mean. He is also super try hard and sometimes falsely accused people for stream sniping

ninja: the oof you say to me you little oof .

by F A T B O Y E May 16, 2019

The ninja

A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone

Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two

by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021