vapid hoe

a fuckboi/girl who needs some milk

Damn Joey Mccarthy is a vapid hoe

by soccerstation September 24, 2017

Co-hoe

A hoe that you see 50% of the time. The other 50% is shared with the other hoe.

That man doesn't have a side hoe, he just has co-hoes

by TheFletchProject October 21, 2017

hoe is religion

When a woman surpasses the need to live her by "hoe is Life" and transcends to the next level of hoeism .

'why did she stop hanging out with us ?'
'didnt you hear , hoe is religion to her now.'

by Khumi​ *K.L.M* October 28, 2017

G.I. Hoe

A woman in the military who sleeps around to rise up military rank.

Soldier 1: Did you see Stacy has been promoted to corporal

Soldier 2: What? She was buck private last week
Soldier 1: yeah she's a real G.I. Hoe If you know what I mean.

by Not Really JTanis7 May 30, 2017

Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 4, 2017

hoe chuck

When a teammate on a basketball team throughs up bad shots. They do this in order to add points to their stat sheet and if they miss, they will typically blame the team.

Emmett half court shot with 10 minutes left was a hoe chuck.

by Hotdogman69 June 7, 2017

hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.

When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.

by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017