Jah god

If You don’t go to jah god you will die

Jah is a jah god

by Jah Nigga September 2, 2019

Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

The Normie God

The god of all normies, the one who uses LOL and Hastag in real life, they are to be exterminated on sight.

Rachel! Brad is The Normie God! He uses 'omg' In a sentence just right now!

by Ekhovitchz June 10, 2018

Ravioli God

There can only be one ravioli God in the world. If the current ravioli God doesn't want to be god, they have to go to the closest Zapppos and poison all the food. The person who survives is the next ravioli God.

Man, Jacob is a great Ravioli God.

by Hatersspahgehtti December 17, 2017

god smile

A smile that has the ability to grab the attention of everyone in the room

“shawty came in wit a god smile, I had to say wassup!”

by KIBBY-J December 20, 2017

rack god

A rack god is someone who "racks" (shoplifts) from a store a lot and is really good at shoplifting.

"Yo did you see how much Ella racked?"
"Yeah man, that was crazy!"
"She's a fucking rack god..!"

by rackfuckinglord May 2, 2018

God glitch

When things that are supposed to be moving are not and seem to be frozen in time

“Two boys were having a staring contest but neither of them were moving. Looked like a god glitch to me.”

by tigerinpajamas January 14, 2018