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Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
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texas tahoe

A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.
follow that Texas tahoe. I'm gonna get laid
by Texmexi May 24, 2018
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A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.
Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.
by dumbcherub September 7, 2019
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texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
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Centerpoint, Texas

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
by Among gus April 11, 2024
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texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass
I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night
by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014
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