Talking

Talking is just about all you lazy fucks do. That and let the Jews commit genocide and steal people's shit.

Hym "Talking is the only thing keeping your kids alive at the moment. Do you really want me to stop? I doubt it. So, how many little girls did Trump molest on Epstein's island? 0? 1? 10? It could be any number of little girls! We know thousands of little girls were molested. And we know Trump and Epstein were best friends. And we know that Jews and their associates are allowed to do molestation and steal intellectual property. That's about it. But we don't know exactly how many molestations Donald J. Trump committed in his attempt to sneak his way into heaven by lying and molesting little girls. It's a complete mystery!"

by Hym Iam August 24, 2025

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

talk right as rain

something is just usual but you talk as if only you knew it.

Chris: If there is no change, this month is December.
Lisa: you talk right as rain!

by Phoebe is me January 2, 2017

cock talking

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.

Nick, you're turning me on with all this cock talking! When are we finally going to get together?

by Missus C March 19, 2011

Knock n’ talk

1. In investigation, when police interrogate neighbors.

2. Slang for casual sex.

No, I didn’t sleep with your boyfriend, I just stopped by for a “knock n’ talk”.

“What are you doing tonight?” “Oh, I thought I’d do some ‘knock n’ talks’”

He’s not my boyfriend. That was just a “knock n’ talk”.

by Romeo911 January 31, 2020

Rat Talk

noun – Casual, meaningless chatter, often full of nonsensical ideas or pointless rambling. Like rats squeaking back and forth with no purpose, rat talk fills the air without adding value or making sense. It’s senseless talk just for the sake of talking.

Craig and Francis were caught up in a whole lot of rat talk, just passing time with nonsense.

by illuminatihabits November 22, 2024

ass talk

Ass talk is when two men flatulate when the other one stops flatulating, making it sound like a conversation.

My friends had way to much ass talk in the public bathroom

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024