The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.
(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).
(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).
In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.
Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).
Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).
by tomorrowtomorrow January 07, 2019
When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.
by James_McKerras March 19, 2023
Oh shit, that’s French Cartier.
by Slam that bih June 14, 2018
When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019
A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.
"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
by TheOnionQueen September 08, 2021
When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass
by CavalierConquistador December 13, 2019
When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex
by Gaqq January 29, 2019