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Snake

Someone who looks and acts innocent to appear harmless but later bites you when you're not looking.

Some traits of snakes:

1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them sluts.
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.

Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.

Eg. T-Rex
Person 1: Stay away from him. He's a snake.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
by Idontliketrading September 27, 2021
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Snake

Kevin Durant, the traitor who left the Oklahoma Thunder and went to the five star golden state warrior team for a championship ring.
Yooo, he snaked you
by Catslayer$$$$$$ May 7, 2018
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Snake

The 1 and only none other but myself, Tess <3

(Also btw none ever act explained to me how I was a snake so please feel free to explain lol)
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: *walks away cutely
by T355 August 4, 2022
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Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016
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Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.
Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??
by GFYAH December 10, 2019
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Snake Charmer

When a woman has such a sexy voice that she can make a man’s “snake” grow and make him attracted to her
Damn! Did you hear her sing!? Her voice is so sexy that they call her the “Snake Charmer!”
by FloofyPingas April 5, 2021
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Snake Tamer

noun
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness

3.) Ownership of their responsibilities

4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
“Dude did you see what our new project manner did?! He got Mark to be honest with him! I overheard the whole conversation in his office. The guy is such a snake tamer.”
by foxda5th July 27, 2022
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