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Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022
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Bear Pickle

When someone, usually a women, gets in bear suit, puts on a strap-on, and does anal with someone so hard they bleed out of their asshole
I love when my grandma and sister do a bear pickle in front of me every Christmas
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
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slippery pickle

when one sticks their dick in an ass filled with runny shit.
slippery pickle defined

person 1: have you tried the slipper pickle bro?
person 2: yeah, my dicks still sour!
by Da Big Mon January 25, 2023
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Shit pickle

A situation where the heat appears to be escalating into a too hot to handle event.

It started really bad as you realised that this was a super hot situation , the ending of which could actually become more painful.

Hence the explanation of a super hot pickle, you have to eat, knowing that when it passes through the other end of you, it creates a truly volcanic mess .
Did you here about the shit pickle that Pete, got himself into with his wife and that lady he he's been seeing at the bar.
Now he' s been kicked out of his house, the lady has disowned him, he's living out of a motel.
by BudgieMuscle1 February 2, 2023
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Power Pickle

aka "Powers" or Powerpickle. Dick. Hog. Sausagebong. Meat Puppet. Cock.
I'm going to hang out with that broad tomorrow night; she really wants my power pickle. I'm not going to lie -- I've been looking forward to showing her my powers.
by jagpipe willy February 4, 2023
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Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.
My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023
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Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.
My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023
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