Dude, I totally fapped to The Passion of the Christ; It's my new favorite serial killer porn.
Ex: Fubar, Three guys one hammer, Salo: 120 Days of Soddom, Canibbal Holocaust, The Human Centipede: Full sequence & The Passion of the Christ.
Ex: Fubar, Three guys one hammer, Salo: 120 Days of Soddom, Canibbal Holocaust, The Human Centipede: Full sequence & The Passion of the Christ.
by FetidAcre January 06, 2012
Guy 1: "Dude, why won't Johnny come out with us?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"
by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 16, 2014
Expression used after the description and/or mention of an occurrence disgusting, foul, irrelevant, inconceivable, witty and/or random. Probably relates to an impossible or extremely gross pornographic scenario. Can be used occasionally with the family, but only if they're hella chill. Often quipped during an adolescent conversation about actual porn, but can range in topic choice. A poignant and lyrical way to respond to and outdo a remark. Can be translated into "n0w, 1h@1'5 b@d pr0n" if you so choose it, 1337 boi. Variations can render the phrase in the present, past, and future tenses. If delivered correctly, "now, that's bad porn" can send children, teen and adult alike into a spiraling path of laughter, but even a great delivery with comic brilliance can get you into a shitload of trouble. Take caution, and use wisely.
Person 1- Dude, last night, my buddy Ryan told me how he once screwed this chick while she was hanging upside down tied to a rope from the garage ceiling, and she was like gagged and lubed up and then she fell on her head cuz the lube made her slip out from the rope! Lololoolool
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
by Noc-t November 21, 2010
by Ifujustgotdonereedindisurlafin April 02, 2018
by Hanzo June 14, 2004
Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.
See lemonparty for more information.
See lemonparty for more information.
Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
by gimmedatsammich May 08, 2011
noun- A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
by movintofiji August 17, 2008