Green Velvet

A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.

'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'

by Abentham March 17, 2013

green coochie

when ur raw dogging a girl so hard you end up making her bowels move causing her to shit green shit out of her pus

kyle- dude how was jessica vag dude?
tanner- dude.. i gave her a fucking GREEN COOCHIE DAWG

by fuckkk dude:$ February 3, 2021

Green day

Some pussy emo mother fuckers

Green days are some emos

by 32312dsa April 24, 2021

Green day

An awesome band mostly known for their songs "American Idiot" "21 Guns" and "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life"

Have you listened to Green Day's new song yet?

by WhateverHappens_Happens May 22, 2016

funny green

a street term for 'marijuana'

Hobo: If you won't give me any money green you could at least give me some funny green!

by 10milestereo January 29, 2010

squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.

"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."

by ckm June 18, 2006

green clusterfuck

A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.

Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.

by angry mafia May 4, 2009