David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
by davidbond December 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is amazing, cute, has a charming sense of humour. He can make any girl fall in love with him by jus talking to him. For any girl David is a dream come true. He will love, cherish, and cheer you up when your down. You are the luckiest girl in the world if David says he loves you. Enough about how great, sweet n sexy looking David is. He also gives mix signals, make you think you're his one and only, every girl that David talks to thinks that because of the way his personality is. With all these girls wanting him, fighting over him David will try to get all of them. He will love all of them, he won't be able to make up his mind. He'll ask all of them out on dates, make them all feel "he's my next boyfriend " But if David is your friend he'll be a true friend will always be there for you. So if you have a David in your life girls even if he isn't gonna be your boyfriend, never lose him.
Girl#1:OMG!!!!!! David is soooo cuteeeeeeeee
Girl#2:what makes you say that
Girl#1:Omg he told me he loves me and has been crushing on mee eeeeeekkk, isn't he the sweetest
Girl#2:pov:he told me that too maybe he changed his mind, she's better anyway
Girl#1:I can't wait for us to start dating
Girl#2:I'm so happy for you pov:I hope he doesn't change his mind about you too.
Girl#2:what makes you say that
Girl#1:Omg he told me he loves me and has been crushing on mee eeeeeekkk, isn't he the sweetest
Girl#2:pov:he told me that too maybe he changed his mind, she's better anyway
Girl#1:I can't wait for us to start dating
Girl#2:I'm so happy for you pov:I hope he doesn't change his mind about you too.
by Potatomuffin November 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
Get the david noramug. These two people are the best friends no one will ever have, and especially couples. They are the best for each other through hard times or worse they love each other with all their hearts if you are one of these people and know another go for it
by XxginniepigxX May 13, 2022
Get the Joselyn and Davidmug. To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
Get the Taking a Davidmug. David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.
He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.
They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.
The best time of my life was when I with David.
He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.
They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.
The best time of my life was when I with David.
by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024
Get the Davidmug. A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.
by Bonququ October 18, 2012
Get the David & Jnettemug.