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ninja

Hell, yeah, ninja!
Wassup, my ninjas?
by Brogurt December 1, 2010
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ninja tickle

when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.
by ab09307 December 16, 2010
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ninja

The Awesomest game ever!

Everyone is standing in a circle with their hands together in the middle when ninjas unite. On the count of three everyone jumps back into a ninja pose. Starting with anyone in the circle, one person makes one fluent movent to attack at another player. The other player can can make one fluent movement to avoid getting hit by the other player. If they get hit on the elbow or down, that arm is out. If not, then it is still in. Once you get both hands out, you are out of the game. When one person goes, the turns go around in the circle either clockwise or counterclockwise. This game is so addicting!
Person 1: Man! I can't believe I lost ninja! I always win!
Person 2: Not this time! The first time player won! Yay Me!
by nedrag September 4, 2010
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Sheetrock Ninja

Mexican dry-wallers or carpenters
Look at that new house! It's being attacked by sheetrock ninjas!
by SHit bang September 15, 2010
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Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.
Wow, that ninja knows all!
by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010
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Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person
1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!
by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010
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ninja

1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).

Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)

2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.

3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.

syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.

2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!

3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
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