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Girard's law 

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.
This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses
Girard's law by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020
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Girlfriend-In-law 

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).
I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".

Karen’s law 

When one inconvenience sets off a major meltdown
Did you see that Karen over there?
She went full on Karen’s law on that cashier

Kelly's Law 

Kelly's Law is the ability for solids to froth into liquids.
That scoop of ice cream is growing twice the size, it must be Kelly's Law that allows it to do that!
Kelly's Law by Harvard's Dictionary December 11, 2020

Karamazov’s Law 

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
Karamazov’s Law by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.
Karamazov’s Law by iihemc January 7, 2021