My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Tea Light

Not very bright. However, considered to be small but powerful.

Short Body builder in the gym trying to do the maths on the plates, and struggling. “Look at that absolute tea light”

by VoodooborkeR November 2, 2025

Park Anywhere Lights

"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.

Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.

Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!

Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!

Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?

Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!

Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.

Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.

Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.

by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

This little light of mine

Most common European chant

This little light of mine

by GermaniumL November 18, 2025

Fuel Light

Someone, usually male, but can be females or couples too, who have a profile on a hook-up or swingers website/app, but only 'come on' when they need their hormones topping up. Usually by wanking at the thought of meeting another person, but never actually doing so.

Joey never meets anyone from this app, he's just a Fuel Light - he only comes on to fill up his wank bank.

by Sausage Sandwich November 21, 2025