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Roddan's Law

This law comes into play when a person uses the phrases "shouldn't we be focusing on the soliders" or "shouldn't we be focusing on the war?" when they deem a certain news item frivolous. The longer the conversation about said 'frivolous" news goes on, the more likely it is that someone will bring up soldiers or war and that others will start parroting the phrase. It's often used to shut down a conversation, after all, who can argue that the news shouldn't be focusing on the war or on soldiers? However, they person using Roddan's law is rightfully ignored.
"I can't believe that they're showing all this news about this celebrity!" cried Bob "Why don't they focus this much on our real heroes, the soldiers?"

"If you're so worried about the soldiers, why don't you donate to the veterans or volunteer to work with them?" asked Jim.

"Nah. I just wanna sit in my chair, sip my beer, and say 'oh, that's so sad' or 'man, that's a true hero!' when the news comes on. Makes me feel like a patriotic American!"

"Roddan's Law" said Jim and shook his head sadly.
by Sakano July 13, 2009
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Fab's Law

"Whatever it is, it always comes to late."
I ordered a new shirt for the party tomorrow, but due to shipping issues it wont be here till next week. I blame Fab's Law
by x1101 April 6, 2010
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Law of more

if some is good, more is better

the some could be anything, more pressure, more speed, more rocks, really anything
"That isn't flowing very well, why don't you apply the law of more"

"operator turns up the pressure"

" that's flowing much better now"
by poopstain-ca February 26, 2010
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Law of Comunicability

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.
Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.
by JezusFreek October 2, 2009
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Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"
by Tallness October 29, 2009
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da laws

a nagging girlfriend who always wants to know your exact location at all times.
EXP #1:
man, who keeps blowin up your phone g?

it's da laws.

EXP #2:
hey are you still coming over so we can bang?

nah i got called in by da laws.

damn
by DannnniiiiiAndi January 20, 2011
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Law is God

A saying that some people have that is a sarcastic remark against cops,lawers and judges etc. because such people value law over any outside morality,emotions such as love etc.
Man1: That cop arrested him for having sex with a teen.
Man 2: Yeah, law is God!
by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010
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