Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

half not in common

When you partially match with someone on a topic.

I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.

by oldsheepie December 18, 2023

Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.

"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."

by JJisGae April 6, 2023

half man half bird

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer

Oh yes peck me half man half bird

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023